No lasers. No explosions.

No Tutorials. No Free Parking.

No neon. No MacGuffin. No lizard people. No free donuts. No countdowns. No touchdowns. No walking on the grass. No lifegaurd on duty. No meaning to life. No free lunches. No such thing. No quails. No unicorns on level 3.

Two people, one phone,
Just Tic-Tac-Toe.